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Watch This Drunk Woman Give Herself A Concussion By Failing Miserably At Bike Stunts And Face Planting Into A Dock

By 08.04.14

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Wait, so someone thought that letting their Aunt ride a bike down a hill while shitfaced was a good idea? This woman is FIFTY, and from the looks of it my scientific training tells me she nixed about 2 million braincells just from sheer drunken stupidity. Congrats M’am, your life expectancy is now 51 instead of 61. Hope you’ve got a will written up.

According to Daily Mail, Joni Bircher “…suffered a concussion, split chin, black eye and broken teeth as a result of the fall.” Don’t drink and drive, kids.

[H/T Daily Mail]

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