by David Covucci on December 30, 2013

“The point here is that there is such a thing as too drunk to be on Metro,” Stessel said. “If you are unable to walk properly, maintain balance and exercise good judgment, you are better off taking a cab or having someone who hasn’t been drinking drive you, for your own safety.”

But that's neither here nor there. You came here to watch drunk people fall of escalators. Here you go.