Queensland, Australia’s Steven Frank Steele’s methods of executing a robbery are unorthodox, and wildly ineffective.
According to The Queensland Times
It will be alleged the man – who was wearing a flower pot over his head in an attempt to conceal his identity -entered the store about 4.30am on Monday, while two staff members were cleaning a coffee machine.
Wielding a chainsaw which was running at the time, the man lunged at the store attendants, who retreated into a back room.
Police allege the man then used the chainsaw to damage a window
and several display racks in the shop, before exposing his buttocks to the store attendants. He is accused of damaging a parked vehicle upon fleeing the scene.
It will be alleged the man made demands for money, but left the store only with a bottle of soft drink and the chainsaw.
It will be alleged that Steven Frank Steele is a fucking dolt.
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