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Drunk Teenager Wielding a Chainsaw and Wearing a Flower Pot on His Head Tried to Rob a 7-Eleven

By / 02.12.14



Queensland, Australia’s Steven Frank Steele’s methods of executing a robbery are unorthodox, and wildly ineffective.

According to The Queensland Times

It will be alleged the man – who was wearing a flower pot over his head in an attempt to conceal his identity -entered the store about 4.30am on Monday, while two staff members were cleaning a coffee machine.

Wielding a chainsaw which was running at the time, the man lunged at the store attendants, who retreated into a back room.

Police allege the man then used the chainsaw to damage a window

and several display racks in the shop, before exposing his buttocks to the store attendants. He is accused of damaging a parked vehicle upon fleeing the scene.

It will be alleged the man made demands for money, but left the store only with a bottle of soft drink and the chainsaw.

It will be alleged that Steven Frank Steele is a fucking dolt.

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[H/T Uproxx via QT]

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