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By 07.23.14


Have you ever lost your sense of direction this badly when drunk? Redditor uhcougars1151 says “After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride… Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map….”

The map, above, shows that he basically just took a ride around the block. Google maps estimates it was only an 82-step walk. It would have taken one minute.

We’ve all had not-proud moments when blackout, but not knowing that you’re literally around the corner from your house is pretty bad. A couple weeks ago I took a cab from the grocery store to my apartment because I didn’t want to carry the bags. I felt like the biggest asshole in the universe, but at least that was a 10-block walk and somewhat justified compared to this guy. Bro must have struck out with all the girls at the bar and been zombie-drunk. How he could even manage to operate the Uber app at the time is baffling to me.

[H/T: Uber]

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.
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