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Drunk Bro Breaks Into McDonalds, Cooks Burger and Fries, Leaves With Beverage in Hand

Yesterday, no one knew who this McBurglar was, but 21-year-old Wartburg College student, Whitley Teslow, turned himself in after media coverage of Sunday's burglary. And why not? They would have found him, he only broke a window, ate $.45 worth of food, and he didn't try to steal anything else. You'd think that would result in a slap on a wrist and a few good laughs, but according to KWWL Whitley faces up to five years in prison and a minimum fine of $750. Video of the break-in is below.

 

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