Here’s an amazing display of drunkenness that occurred at the Preakness this past weekend. Aside from living the guns-out lifestyle, facts about this guy in the video, according to this guy in the video are as follows…
- He’s writing a book. This makes him an author.
- He knows way more words than people can “begin to comprehend or fathom.”
- He “does” UFC.
- His knockouts take roughly two seconds. And they are capable of coming in bunches.
- He’d have liked it if people at the Preakness would have stopped “being fucking gay.”
- He doesn’t like people with a “hierarchy grin.”
- He went to Penn State and paid $80,000 to do so.
- He’s confused as to why people try to belittle him in his presence.
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