Jason Crocker is a 36-year-old incarcerated heroin dealer whose jail cell is nicer than the apartment I pay $1,000 a month for on the overrated island of Manhattan. After posting pictures of his cell and fellow prison-mates to Facebook (why in the fuck he even had access to Facebook in the first place is another question everyone has), people weren’t too happy to see that their tax dollars were going towards paying for such a posh life for someone who can’t even refrain from selling heroin. You know how easy it is to not sell heroin? All you have to do is sit around and (in)actively NOT sell drugs. It’s so easy even I could do it.
After the pictures of his jail cell went viral the prison issued this statement:
‘This behaviour is totally unacceptable. Anyone caught accessing social networking sites or instructing others to do so on their behalf will be subject to strict disciplinary action.
‘No prisoner should be in any doubt that if they break the rules they will be stripped of their privileges, may be reported to the police for further action, and can have extra time added to their sentence.
‘We also have an agreement with Facebook and will close down accounts being updated.’ (Via)
Whether or not Crocker will get to keep his Gamecube, however, is still a mystery.
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[H/T Metro, header image via Shutterstock]