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By / 08.27.14

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I’m not here to tell you how to live your life. You’re Americans, and you can do whatever you damn well please. That being said, if I can offer one piece of advice to people, it would definitely be “Don’t Smoke Synthetic Marijuana While You’re Driving A Bus.” I’ve said it time and time again, but I think it bears repeating.

The guy in this video did NOT follow my advice, and you can see what happens as a result. Sure, you might say, “he just plowed into the side of a house, it’s not like he killed anybody!” Yes, but you can’t go around plowing into people’s houses with your bus; it’s common decency.

Luckily, it seems that there was nobody else on the bus. I guess when you’re driving a ghost bus, you’re not gonna NOT smoke synthetic marijuana for 90 minutes straight. But, if you must smoke the artificial green hallucinogenic, at least make sure that you’re well rested. It’s tough to get away with getting high on the job if it leads to demolished houses.

I would’ve loved to have seen his explanation to the cops – “I’m sorry, officer, but I swear that house just came out of nowhere. There was nothing I could do.”

Oh, he also had meth and morphine in his system. Wow, this bus driver parties so hard. And by parties, I mean, has a crippling drug addiction!

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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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