How epic could this have turned out if maestro here didn't fly off and bash his mouth on the slide? He had to have had lofty expectations to even have the camera rolling, right? But what hell could have happened in the event that he actually pulled it off and made it down that daunting slide unharmed? A soft landing in mulch? I am dying to know why you would videotape yourself doing this if something incredible wasn't in-store. I'm not complaining, the part when he breaks his face is satisfying on some "I'm glad that happened" level, but I long to know what subsequent stunt was lined up had he got to the end of that slide. Video is below.