The title says it all. Wanna skim a few bucks off of your friends? Watch this video of two dogs having a spaghetti eating contest so you know which one wins in advance, then go start a giant betting ring and place all your money on the golden lab. It’s fool proof if you’re a giant douche!
Oh, and here’s some Xzibit because sorta-not-really relevant.
[H/T Gawker]