I know that girls are typically known for being Masters of Reverse Psychology but there’s a big difference between “playing hard to get” and flat out being uninterested in anything involving your dick.
I don’t know what’s worse: a guy who can’t a hint or—wait, nope, nothing is worse than a guy who can’t take a hint. I don’t want any of you to be that guy. In fact, if I could enlighten even just one of you, I would feel as if I’m doing a service to the greater good of society. I’m not slapping on my Gandhi-badge or anything but I’d like to help, and here’s how: I’m going to lay out some common situations you may find yourself in with members of the opposite sex and I’m going to tell you exactly why the root of their message is, “Leave me alone/ I will never fuck you.” This may seem harsh, but the sooner you know that one girl is a lost cause, the sooner you can move on and find one that isn’t.
When she doesn’t answer your text messages/phone calls/Facebook messages (or one of the 40,000 ways to contact another human being):
Okay, you can rationalize to yourself that “she’s busy” and fuck it, she may very well be, but here’s what: if a girl likes you she WILL answer. We are generally skilled at multi-tasking. I can curl my hair, read “The Communist Manifesto” and milk a damn cow while still being able to answer a text—if the person is a worthy of a speedy response. If she’s not answering (let’s say, after an hour) she’s never going to blow you. This isn’t speculation. This is fact. While we’re on the subject of contacting women via social media, I want to whole-heartedly suggest that you refrain from “poking” her on Facebook. No judgments if you have in the past, but if you’re reading this, just stop.
When you buy her a drink:
I have yet to fully comprehend this custom. You see a girl at a bar and instead of being clever enough to intrigue her with your personality, you offer her free alcohol. I mean technically it’s a pretty solid approach but it doesn’t say much about how you guys operate (no offense.) If she immediately starts talking to you and seems genuinely interested, then by all means, proceed. However, if she says one of the following things—abort the mission—“I actually just lost my friend and I need to go find her,” “I was just leaving but maybe I’ll see you around another night,” “Sorry, I really need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back”—you get where I’m going with this, right? If her first inclination is to make up an excuse to leave right after you buy her something, she wants nothing to do with you. Chances are you are going to see this chick walking around the bar well after she made her escape from you. She wasn’t leaving, she didn’t have to pee, and her friend wasn’t lost. Don’t be offended. Why invest the energy in chasing after a girl who doesn’t have balls enough to say “Thanks for the drink, but I’m not interested”?
When she asks you for guy advice:
This is one of the many tell-tale signs that she has friend-zoned you. If she is asking you how to sleep with another guy, I promise, she doesn’t want to sleep with you. This also includes if she: changes in front of you (platonically), if she tells you she has menstrual cramps, or if she asks you if you think her new hair cut is cute. She has for all intents and purposes, removed your balls, and views you no more romantically than her best girlfriend. Oh and how could I forget the most obvious of all? If a girl ever, and I mean ever, burps, farts, or discusses her bowel movement in front of you—it’s never going to happen—and frankly, why would you even want it to?
When you make eye contact:
This deviates a bit from a bar setting. This is more like when you see a girl on the subway or on a train. More often than a not a complete stranger isn’t going to want to sleep with you anyway (Hollywood really fucks with our heads when it comes to this) but if you lock eyes and she doesn’t smile, blush, or show any kind of inviting body language—don’t approach her. Its 2015, most of us have pepper spray. It’s a really romantic notion that you’re going to meet your soulmate on a crowded mode of public transportation but in truth, it’s more likely you’ll meet your wife on Tinder.
When you request her on Social Media:
Whether you want to admit it or not, you’re requesting a girl on Instagram because from what you can tell from her microscopic profile picture—she’s hot. You aren’t interested in the pictures of her dinner or pet cat. As women, we know this, and are generally flattered as a result. However, if we accept your request and don’t request you back, please do not proceed to like our pictures from 52 weeks ago. It’s weird. If a girl is interested, she will make it known. That’s what the like button is for. We take that shit literally, if we don’t like it, we will not double-tap.
When she says “I have a boyfriend”:
I have a big issue with girls who use this line as an excuse. Think about it– how shitty is it for a girl to avoid a guy by saying (whether she’s lying about it or not) that she’s the “property” of another guy and therefore you aren’t allowed to talk to her, look at her, breathe in her direction, etc. My bigger issue however, is guys who think that this line is somehow an open invitation to continue making advances. She isn’t playing hard to get. She isn’t trying to make you compete for her or test your patience. She’s either a. really in a relationship or b. an asshole that pretends to be a relationship because she’s not confident enough to say once again, “I’m not interested.” If a girl says this, just walk away. It’s not worth your time and just to continue with the theme of the article, she doesn’t want to sleep with you.
Sometimes it’s about sparing your feelings. Sometimes we really are spiteful creatures and like to play mind games. Sometimes it’s just our own insecurities. Whatever the case may be, more often than not a girl isn’t just going to come out and say “I don’t want to sleep with you.” That would be too easy. Therefore it’s important for you to be aware of these little tidbits so you don’t waste your time.