Hey, it's Shark Week, so this seems appropriate, right? That said, what kind of aderinaline freak do you have to be to find kissing sharks fun? It kinda goes without saying that when you make it a habit to kiss sharks, eventually the hungry sea beast is going to kiss back. That's what happened to Florida diver Dave Marcel a few years ago when he tried to lock lips with a nurse shark. The whole ordeal was captured by Animal Planet. Personally, I think the best part is when Nature gives Marcel the ultimate f*ck you by having a few red snapper start munching on his severely lacerated lip. Insult to injury!