Real Life Dirty Mike And The Boys From ‘The Other Guys’ Are These Homeless Gangs Having Orgies On Drugs In A Cemetery

Dirty Mike and the Boys were one of the best parts of the 2010 film The Other Guys, and because I love them so much I’ve been kind enough to throw in a bunch of gifs that basically summarize their role in the movie, which was torturing Will Ferrell and his bitch-ass Prius:

However, not everyone has the same sense of humor I do, since residents in a middle-class part of north London by the name of Stoke Newington are royally pissed about the homeless people in the area having drug fuelled orgies in the local cemetery.

Yes, you read that correctly. No, I don’t know whether these homeless people took inspiration from The Other Guys.

Police are stepping up patrols in a fashionable middle-class area in north London after locals complained that homeless people are holding drug-fuelled orgies in a cemetery…

Local author Damian Duggan-Ryan told ITV News: “People are having parties and copulating on the gravestones and generally behaving in a way which a lot of people would feel is not appropriate for a historic cemetery.

“It is very easy to climb over the railings after the cemetery is locked. It’s become a sort of partying place.

“Occasionally, the vagrants, druggies and thieves need to relieve themselves nearby, and Foxtons’ back wall is convenient,” he said.

Via IB Times

Not only are the locals pissed about the cemetery orgies, but the homeless people have become aggressive in their panhandling and tend to target young mothers, bizarrely.

Atique Choudhury, owner of a local Thai restaurant, told the Hackney Gazette… “Some of these people are there every day of the week, they are so organised they actually take it in turns, as soon as one person finishes the next one takes over. I think we are going back to Dickensian times.”

Via IB Times

If these homeless are anything like Dirty Mike and the Boys, then it looks like the residents of Stoke Newington are going to need something a little more deterring than just police presence.

[H/T IB Times]