Last month, Jorge brought you the story of a husband and father of three drunkenly tatting a six inch meat popsicle on his inner thigh. I thought it was one of the most genius tattoos I’ve ever seen and if it were up to me, this visionary would have earned himself a Nobel Prize.
But alas, it’s not up to me, and instead the Stuart Valentino’s life was basically ruined because of it.
From Jorge’s initial post:
“My wife hates it. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.
We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday. Finally last month, Samantha announced she couldn’t take it any longer, and left me. I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I’m devastated I’ve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can’t blame anyone else. I have a constant reminder poking out of my shorts every day of how stupid I’ve been.”
Looks like that smile faded pretty quickly after this picture was taken.
On top of his wife filing for divorce, he was unable to take his three year old to swimming lessons because of his second cock.
In a recent development, Stuart has gotten the masterpiece removed in a bid to win his wife and family back.
Like and share this post if you believe good ol’ Stewy deserves another shot at love.
[h/t Unilad]