I’ve had the good fortunate of spending a lot of time in Detroit over the years. For the record, everything those Chrysler commercials says is true. Beautiful area. Salt-of-the-earth people. But never in my travels did I notice that Kool-Aid was taken more seriously there than in other parts of the country. Tonight, that all changed.
Witnesses say two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better.
Sadly, that fight took a horrifying turn when they both pulled out guns and started firing at each other. Again, this was over Kool-Aid.
Two innocent bystanders were struck and rushed to the hospital. That is not how you’d predict the world’s stupidest argument to end.
The two sugar-drink-crazed suspects are still at large.