Twins Go Go Lounge
Twins Go Go Lounge seemed like your normal, everyday, divey, New Jersey strip club that served dollar Miller Lites and 50 cent wings at happy hour alongside some C-grade tits.
You know, the kind of place where you could get a dollar Miller Lite and some 50 cent wings and look at some C-grade tits on a Wednesday afternoon, when you just needed to satiate your domestic beer, hot wings and boobs fix.
A craving all guys get.
But all was not as it seemed at Twins Go-Go Lounge. The owners, it turns out, were DEA agents who ran the joint when they were supposed to be working, and who staffed the place with illegal alien strippers. And not the cool kind where you would like maybe see Uhura from the new Star Trek get naked.
No, this was the much more explotative kind 🙁
Agents David Polos, who is now retired, and Glen Glover, who is on administrative leave, are also in hot water for supervising their club via computer and smartphone apps during paid DEA shifts, and for lying on government paperwork by claiming they did not have any outside employment.
The evidence against the two includes intercepted texts in which Polos joked about bringing President Obama to the club so that he could “check out” certain dancers.
Other intercepted texts highlight the sleaziness of the operation. “It’s nice to see your [sic] not checking the lapdance room,” Glover texted another manager in late 2011, according to the complaint. “Condoms everywhere.”
The joint was raking in dough apparently.
The mammary mecca was a financial success despite the $1 domestic bottle specials and free buffets the place occasionally offered. Between May, 2011 and August, 2014, about $600,00 in cash proceeds were deposited into the joint’s bank accounts, the complaint says.
Probably because of all the illegal sex for money they let happen on their premises.
The dive has repeatedly been cited by state regulators for lewdness because the dancers over-exposed themselves — and also took money for sex in the private lap dance rooms, the complaint says.
Polos and Glover, it is believed, were well aware their employment practices were not on the level.
As Polos and Glover knew, the Club employed workers who were not lawfully in the United States, the complaint says.
The two surrendered to authorities and are expected in court today.
Meanwhile, the poor residents of South Hackensack, New Jersey are left to wonder where they can go get their fuck on on the cheap.
Best of luck.