Black Diamond trails make my nuts shrink into my stomach. I simply don’t trust myself enough to willingly try to navigate my way down a trail that looks more like a wall than a slope. I’ll take a couple runs down the pulley hill with the toddlers and I’ll then I’ll head into the lodge to get blacked out and hit on some MILFS. Everyone wins.
And then there’s professional stuntman Adrian “Wildman” Cenni, who grew bored of the traditional use of a snowboard and decided to up the stakes. The daredevil recently teamed up with Happy Socks to attach himself to a helicopter and snowboard through the clouds 6,000 feet in the air twirling at a speed of 80 mph.
Adrian, your beer is getting warm in the lodge. Fuck it, I’m drinking it.