We all have our decadent Thanksgiving rituals that would seem absurd to anyone outside of our own family.
Mine: my mom roasts an entire prime rib in the morning and lets my brother-in-law and I eat the whole thing while we cook all day. By the time dinner rolls around, he and I aren’t even hungry (but we are drunk and full of prime rib).
It’s fucking delicious and I love it. But I imagine a lot of people would find that move to be excessive, even giving that Thanksgiving is a holiday dedicated to excess.
Dan Bilzerian just posted his Thanksgiving plans to Instagram. And it’s not watching his relatives eat turkey. Nah, it’s watching a couple girls eat each other out in a hot tub.
Hey! To each their own.