Life
by Reggie Noble on January 11, 2013

Unhappy with his son not finding a job, Feng decided to hire players in his son's favorite online games to hunt down Xiao Feng. It is unknown where or how Feng found the in-game assassins—every one of the players he hired were stronger and higher leveled than Xiao Feng. Feng's idea was that his son would get bored of playing games if he was killed every time he logged on, and that he would start putting more effort into getting a job.

Despite being sick of getting killed every time, Xiao Feng decided to stick up to his father and tell him how he felt. He was quoted as saying, “I can play or I can not play, it doesn't bother me. I'm not looking for any job—I want to take some time to find one that suits me.”

Also, if you can’t get laid with the job title of “online hitman,” then you can’t get laid at all. It’s a real panty-dropper.

[H/T: Kotaku]