Unless your dad just built you a fully-functioning Apache helicopter you do not want to get into a "my dad is better than your dad" argument with this kid. It'll be total embarrassment. Like in that episode of "Who's the Boss" where Billy (the little kid who appeared in later seasons) is bragging to everyone at his swim group, saying Tony is the ultimate dad right up until he has his little heart ripped from his chest when he realizes Tony is afraid of the water and can't swim during the dad-son relay. They made it look like he rebounded from that devastation but we all know Billy was never the same. It also didn't help the boy that Tony was a live-in maid for a rich chick, a situation that seems more like the plot of a porn than it does a sitcom, now that I think about it. Anyway... tank dad is awesome.