The website tipthepizzaguy.com suggests that customers should reward their devoted pizza delivery person with a tip of 15% for normal service, with a $2 minimum; 20% for excellent service; 10% or less for poor service; at least 10% for orders of $50 or more. Depending on your passion for marijuana and keeping your job, this tip would be the best or worst tip of all-time.
These generous Domino’s patrons ordered pizza and when it was delivered they gave him a tip of a fat blunt. One gentleman sings his praises, “We need more pizza guys like you.” Another patron encouraged the delivery man, “Hit dat doe!”
This is like a weedhead’s version of the popular porn plot of when a guy delivers a pizza to a hot silicone-titted woman’s house and he says, “Did somebody order a sausage pizza,” and she immediately starts blowing him.
While this is goodhearted gesture, having a two-camera video shoot, then uploading it to the Internet for all to see and get him fired was not really a great way to show your appreciation to the man that helped remedy your munchies.
However this totally explains why my Domino’s order showed up three hours late with my Philly Cheese Steak Pizza that was half eaten and my carton of Stuffed Cheesy Bread with Bacon & Jalapeno completely empty the other day.