He told them that his girlfriend, country crooner Taylor Swift, was actually the one behind the wheel.
When Boulder Police Department cops challenged him about the whereabouts of his purported girlfriend, Boedecker, 51, claimed that she had bolted from the vehicle after they got into an argument.
After noting that his girlfriend was “a really f*cking famous” singer, Boedecker asked Officer Patrick Vest if he “knew who Taylor Swift was.”
Vest responded by asking Boedecker where Swift had gone. Gesturing towards a neighboring yard, Boedecker “said she was in Nashville,” reported Vest. He described his girlfriend as “batsh*t crazy.”
So this guy drank so much that he not only invented a relationship with America’s Most Vengeful Songwriter, but tried to get her to take the rap for his life-threatening actions. That right there is an offense almost as heinous as, oh I don’t know, inventing Crocs in the first place.
When asked for his address, he replied, “I have 17 f*cking homes.” When he became tired of one cop’s “f*cking questions,” Boedecker warned that things were about to become medieval (which is spelled “mid-evil” on the report).
After declining to take field sobriety tests (“I’m not doing your f*cking maneuvers”), Boedecker was handcuffed, which prompted him to complain to Boulder cops that he “couldn’t believe we were doing this after all he had done for this city.” He then told two cops to “Go f*ck yourselves in the ass.” He also let Officer Vest know that he was an “asshole” who was now his “enemy for life,” and that he hoped the cop would “f*cking die.” He later threatened several deputies that “he was going to have their badges.”
[H/T: The Smoking Gun]