There's a special sort of good ole boy Pennsylvania hickness that's so... F*cking Pennsylvanian. It's nothing like genteel Southern hickness or midwestern farm boy hickness. It's slightly more frumpy and bitter. The further west you go in the state the worse it gets, especially when you get out deep into Yinzer territory, where there are more Sheetz stores than post offices and people get days off from school on the first day deer hunting season. This guy on Craigslist -- presumably fluent in Pittsburghese -- really wants to see if someone ovaderr on the Internet 'junna trade him a chainsaw for a food dehydrator. Anyone want to give him s'muny safternoon? Wouldn't want to see that prize doe go to waste in a freezer come November.
Anyone know 'sgoinon with this guy wanting a "human zapper"? Uh... WTF, dude?