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This Girl Possibly Tweakin’ Out on Crack Has Craziest Rant Ever, Claims ‘I Own The Satellites, I Own Facebook’

By 07.09.14

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World Star Hip-Hop claims this girl is tweaking out on crack. Of course, we have no way of actually confirming it, but she does claim that she owns “the satellites and Facebook,” so it doesn’t seem out of the realm of possibility.

Forget about D.A.R.E.: This lady’s entire nonsensical rant is perhaps the best reason ever to never, ever do hard drugs.

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:

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