Let’s Watch This Dipshit Crash His Brand New $80,000 Corvette Z06

The Chevrolet Corvette Z06 has 650 horsepower thanks to it’s supercharged 6.2-liter V-8. That’s a shitload of power. Especially for someone who has no fucking clue as to what they’re doing. Just because you can afford an $80,000 supercar, doesn’t necessarily mean that you can handle an $80,000 supercar.

This acceleration run goes horribly, horribly wrong. While switching gears, the tires lost traction and the muscle car goes flying into the trees along the deserted road. Right before he hit the trees, this dude should have been singing, “Like a good neighbor State Farm is THERE!”

This is the brutal aftermath.

Chevy enthusiasts are weeping, while Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 fans are jerking off to this pic.