Is your grandma nagging you about never bringing home a future-wifey for Thanksgiving dinner? Enjoy being single and not having a future-wifey to bring home to Thanksgiving dinner? This 33-year-old small business owner in Chicago has the perfect solution: A girlfriend for the holidays... "And only for the holidays." His post on Chicago Craigslist smells mildly of desperation, but the idea seems enough to entertain for a few moments. Hero or zero? You decide.