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by J. Camm on May 17, 2013

Per the ad on Craigslist:

Due to a last minute cancellation (we do not speak of her name) I'm resorting to the powers of Craigslist to help me find a date for a wedding this weekend in Lexington, VA (i had to google it as well). If you're still reading here are the facts and why you should come:

- you only yolo once
- you get to wear a dress
- open bar & food all night
- you get to pop n lock it w me on the dance floor (see pic 2)
- I can fly (see pic 3)
- I tend to ride a lion on top of horse (see pic 4)

more fun facts about your potential date:
- I have a degree
- I have a job
- I am a clean man
- I have never been arrested
- I don't like murder

Looking for a well-rounded young lady that is educated, can dance, and is at least 21.

if interested you should please provide:
- a selfie
- brief resume
- your favorite color

  • Location: Northwest DC
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Well-rounded? He likes 'em thick, huh? Anyway, if you're a BBW girl who lives somewhere near this area and you hate murder but don't mind other crimes hit him up here.

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