Couple Makes Wes Anderson-Themed ‘Save The Date’ Video And I’ve Never Felt So Alone

…now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make a paper mache collage of pictures of me and my ex-girlfriend.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.