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How ‘Bout This Broad Walking Her Naked Boyfriend On A Leash Along The Highway?

By / 07.31.14

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If you think your girlfriend keeps you on a short leash, wait ’til you get a load of this couple. People driving down U.S. Route 40 in West Virginia yesterday morning were treated to an interesting start to their day when they noticed a woman walking a man on a leash.

Via The Smoking Gun

A female witness told deputies that the female suspect “had a leash tied to a male,” who was wearing a hood and appeared to have his feet and ankles bound. He “also had an unidentified object sticking out of his anus,” according to a police report.

Jesus, bro. I gotta know what this unidentified object was. There’s a big difference between having a crayon sticking out of your hole versus a corn on the cob.

The cops identified Barbara Jean “B.J.” Geardello, 53, as the woman holding the dog leash, and Robert Deyell, 56, Geardello’s boyfriend, as the guy with something protruding out of his ass.

Okay, listen, I’m not saying this is something I would ever be into, but if I had a smoking hot girlfriend and she was like “I can only get off if you let me walk you down the highway on a leash with something sticking out of your butt,” I’d be on all fours pretty quickly. I mean, you have to assume that this chick has got to be a 10 in order to get this dude to do this, right?

bjgeardello

Sweet… mother… of… god!

gag

You two are a bunch of sick individuals, and I think they should make an example of you by deporting you from this country. We don’t have tolerance for these types of vile shenanigans in America.


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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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