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by Stevie Chay Vaughan on October 17, 2012

The manager of Paddy Murphy’s, a Baldwin Park eatery, summoned cops after he “was notified by several patrons that a couple was having sex on a table in view of minor children,” according to an Orlando Police Department report.

Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, “She can’t get up at this time.” Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier.

Murphy told police that he directed Calo to “Compose yourself, pay your tab or I’ll call the police.” Calo, however, signed his check “NO” and then scuffled with a restaurant employee when he tried to leave without paying.

The greatest part about all this? Calo was arrested for a minor charge of “defrauding an innkeeper,” but the couple avoided any major sex-induced charges because witnesses declined to write statements about the incident. 

[H/T: Hypervocal, via Smoking Gun