Phillip and Donna Walls came under attack from a group of gangsters on Monday and called 911. There were no gangsters, though. The North Carolina couple was only on bath salts.

“They were there yesterday and last night," Donna told the dispatcher.

The couple then allegedly hauled a military bag full of weapons outside, and Donna fired about seven shots into the air.

Their neighbors, Richard and Debra Robinson, got caught in between the couple’s delusions and a terrifying reality when the paranoid suspected shooters forced their way into the Robinsons’ home, WSOC-TV reported.

“They were delusional,” Debra Robinson said. “They really thought somebody was out to kill them.”

Richard Robinson, a pastor, prayed for the altered duo. The police employed a different tactic and hauled their asses to jail. Each method was effective in its own way, I guess.

The couple faces terror and breaking and entering charges for their high-stakes game of make-believe. Their best defense would probably be wearing these slick shirts.