I know. I was surprised when I read the news, too. But Denver police this week charged Wayne Sperling and Lorinda Bailey with felony child neglect. According to authorities, the children could speak only by grunting and, although they were all older than four, none of the three boys were potty-trained. Perhaps it's all just a misunderstand. They look like such good people. And it's not like the couple was charged with the same crime seven years ago—oh wait. They were.