Cougar’ll fuck you up. You don’t mess with a cougar. So I don’t know what Joshua Newell of Ohio was thinking when he jumped over the fence at a cougar pen at the Columbus Zoo.
Newell claims it’s because he loves cougars. Cougar doesn’t love you back. And while the cougars didn’t rough him up, they did get him in the long run. He was arrested for trespassing. You see, a cougar doesn’t have to eat you to get you. Nope, these cats are patient enough to let the legal system run its course.
That’s a good big cat.
[Via Vice]