It takes a real
Bro -- er, LAD -- to pull this move off. A lad over in England called up a prositute advertising her services in the classifed section of a newspaper. When he met up with her to have sex-for-money, he was disappointed by what he saw. He claimed she falsely advertised how good looking she was. So what did he do? He called the cops, of course.
The man contacted officers saying the prostitute should have action taken against her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act for "making herself out to be better looking than she was".
Officers advised the man that public solicitation of sex was illegal and have now sent him a warning letter.
West Midlands Police spokesman Lee Page said: "We had a call on Tuesday at about 7.30pm. The caller said he had arranged to meet a prostitute outside a hotel and he did not like the look of her.
The best part of the whole thing is that all he got was a warning. If they was America, this dude would probably be charged for misusing 911, along with the prostitution charges. I guess the officers felt sorry for someone who needs to open up his wallet to get laid. Poor dude. Way to go easy on him. Listen to the emergecy call here:
Prositute pic via Shutterstock