Cop Choke Slams Drunk Tough Guy In The Street, And It Definitely Created A Pot Hole

Maybe I’ll start watching the Oscars when they create a category for “Best Street Fight Filmed By Innocent Bystander”, because this shit is why I get up in the morning. Just riveting, edge-of-your-seat entertainment that concludes with a healthy dose of street justice.

But if this film wins, someone’s going to have to carry the villain up to the podium, because I imagine it’s tough to walk when you’ve shattered every bone above your torso.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.