Look, we like Florida. It's a land of many great things: Beautiful beaches, nice people, hot coeds, and depending on where you stand, Tim Tebow.
But there's another side of Florida. The Bad Florida. This is the land of soulless tourist traps, angry meth people, the grossly obese, and, depending on where you stand, Tim Tebow.
Conan last night pointed out that Bad Florida—which has dominated the news in the past year with a series of increasingly bizarre stories dealing with cannibalism, gunplay and previously unknown drugs—always seems to play a crucial role in the presidential election. And this year, unfortunately, will be no different.
Can we count on you, Florida, to make the right decision? Or will you once again exist to remind us that the Electoral College may not be our country's brightest idea? We'll find out in just a couple of weeks. It can't come soon enough.