College students either aren’t getting enough good sex or they’ve all found some delicious fucking coffee.
Researchers had asked 1,200 U.S. undergraduates last fall to choose “what’s in on campus” from a list of 77 options. Among the top 15, the iPhone was first.
Among the less popular activities, according to the Times, were smoking cigarettes, doing drugs, volunteering, blogging and being eco-friendly.
Here’s the top activities chosen by the super small sample of college students.
This survey must have been conducted on the library steps at midnight when the all the honors students finally got kicked out. I wouldn’t even chose blogging and I get paid for it.
But on to the real meat of this — how is hooking up so low? Facebook is better than hooking up? Instagram is better than hooking up? Getting dick and vag pics on Snapchat is better than seeing actual real live body parts? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!
If this is what all of you are doing with your time, I’m going back to school specifically to get laid or just to find out more about this amazing coffee that better than blowjobs.
[H/T: Fortune]