I'm starting to get the feeling that "My Strange Addiction" is just trolling us. I find it very hard to believe that these "addicted" people aren't just bargain-bin actors trying to find a way to pay for their fucking rent. It strikes me as improbable that each episode seems to outdo the one before it, and last week I saw the trailer for the "My Strange Addiction" episode about a couple who is addicted to daily coffee enemas (See: tube-feeding coffee into ones asshole). No fucking way that is real life. You know the kind of money someone would have to pay me to out myself as a coffee enemist? Enough money to retire to a small island where no one knows me as the guy who flushes his asshole with Maxwell House. Anyway, today I saw this promotion for the show's latest human stain exposé. Here we have a guy who is addicted to inflatable pool toys. So much so that he has even developed an intimate relationship with a yellow dragon raft named Lila.