Life
by Rebecca Martinson on June 16, 2014

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Look guys, I know some of you are on a dry streak, but that doesn’t mean you should be lowering your standards THIS far. It’s the special combination of the clown makeup, the fact that they’re obviously at least 70 years old, at a gas station and that they’re only charging $2 for quick handies that should hopefully turn potential customers off. Now, take away any one of those things and this is perfectly acceptable. No clown makeup, but she’s still 70 and the handy is $2? Go for it. She’s still got clown makeup on but instead of at a gas station you’re in a KFC drive-thru? Now that’s a double win because you can munch on a double down in the parking lot while getting jerked off, aka every man’s dream.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.