4. Art Taylor
Art was pulled over for not signaling and also happened to have a bag of blow in the car with him. Probably not the smartest idea to be messing with the devil’s dust in the first place, but you’ve got to commend him on his cover-up effort. He allegedly ate an entire bag of cocaine when the cop approached his car. He was not charged with any drug-related offenses so I guess it worked.
3. Netflix Bro
When I first heard about this it just made me flat-out proud of this dude. He found out his girlfriend was cheating on him so he went on Netflix and rated a bunch of movies that revolve around infidelity so when she went to the Movies we think You will Like section, fitting titles such as “Unfaithful,” “Whore,” and “Slutty Summer” popped up as recommended for her. The dumb b*tch probably couldn’t even connect the dots, but it’s hilarious/genius nonetheless.
2. Rusty the Email-Sending Bro
We changed his name in order to keep this high school Bro out of detention, but Rusty emailed us earlier this week to see if he could write or intern for BroBible. Check out his email and you’ll see why this kid deserves a spot on the list.
1. Cam Newton
Auburn was down 24-0 with 5:08 remaining in the second quarter when Cam turned it on. He threw for three touchdowns and ran for another as the now #1 Tigers squeaked out a 28-27 victory. Now Cam gets to play in the SEC championship after he was first declared ineligible on Tuesday and then re-instated and basically cleared of all charges on Wednesday. Look for Cam to silence the critics on his way to the National Championship Game and Heisman Trophy this Saturday in Atlanta vs. the Gamecocks.