This Guy’s INSANE Wife Chopped Off His Dick And Screamed ‘If I Can’t Have You, Nobody Will’

Has anyone else noticed that the stories involving chopping off dicks come from China? It’s like there’s a rare fungus or spore in the air over there infects your brain and makes women knife-wielding-cock-choppers. Not that I’m complaining though, the more dicks that get chopped off each day the easier my job is. If all I had to do for the rest of my life was sit here and blog about dick amputations my life would be complete, partly because I’m a pervert and partly because I’m a sadistic bitch who loves reading about people suffering.

But enough about me, let’s get to the cock choppin’!

Hong Shih is a 38-year-old businessman from China who was estranged from his wife, Fu, when she asked if they could meet and talk about getting back together. Hong agreed to meet, mostly because they had three children together but also because he wanted to have the chance to finally tell her to fuck off…albeit politely (or not, I don’t know Hong personally so maybe he’s an asshole).

According to Hong, that’s when Fu launched her attack.

“I was just wearing loose fitting jogging trousers, and I heard her come up behind me and was shocked when she suddenly pulled down my trousers.

“I turned around and went to pull up my trousers when she leaned forward and before I even knew what she was doing sliced off my penis.

“She told me that she didn’t want to see me with somebody else and said ‘if I can’t have you, nobody will’.

“She then told me ‘you should probably go to the hospital now’.” (Via)

Great advice there Fu, couldn’t have come to that conclusion without your help.

According to the Mirror, Hong grabbed his amputated dick off the floor and ran 800 meters (2,624 feet for us imperialists) to the hospital. It took three hours to reattach his dick, and because there’s nothing like adding insult to injury Fu later visited Hong in the hospital…but don’t worry, she didn’t come back to “finish the job” or anything cliché like that; all she did was tell him to “Take care of our three kids. I’m going to turn myself in.”

In case you’re keeping score at home, Fu had the intentions of getting back with her husband, but instead:

1. Chopped his dick off
2. Ran away
3. Came back
4. Ditched her kids
5. Went to jail

Sounds like that all went according to plan.

[H/T Mirror, header image via Shutterstock]