The end of the world is looming ever-near. Are these whack-sauce stories any indication of the impending apocalypse? 

The Hand Fart Master, via The Huffington Post

Students in Sweden Riot of Instagram Sex Rumor Account, via HEAVY

6 Mind-Blowing Archeological Discoveries Destroyed by Idiocy, via Cracked

Man Finds Jesus on a Tortilla, Goes on Scratch-Ticket Winning Streak, via HEAVY

Chinese Fisherman Reel in...a Porsche?, via The Huffington Post