You're an idiot when you're a kid. You eat boogers. You wildly fling yourself off staircases. You find yourself constantly getting in cars with strangers when they offer you free candy. (Just me?)

But that's all normal stuff. What's not normal is this little Chinese boy who got his head stuck in a stone balcony in Hezhang County, only to be stuck there while a crowd of hundreds of curious onlookers watched. The thought process that went through the kid's unformed brain and led to his decision to put his head in stone is baffling.

What's even more baffling is how they got the poor dude out. Someone help me here: Is that just essentially a large pair of pliers in the video?

Via HyperVocal