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by J. Camm on March 6, 2013

According to the Smoking Gun:

An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.

The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, who is seen at right.

At the lockup, Harris was directed to change out of her clothes into “jail clothing.” When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, Harris “advised that she was on her period and did not want to.”

Harris eventually complied with the cop’s order. “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

I am trying to think of what the male equivalent of a woman putting a loaded gun in her vagina is and all I can come up with is putting your dick through the pin on a hand grenade and then doing the flap dance all over town. 

Just to get a better understanding on the vaginal capacity this lass boasts, here is the actual gun she stuck up herself

[H/T Gawker via Smoking Gun]