The Ballsiest Chick In The World Kicked A Cop In The Dick And Then Offered Him A Blowjob To Say ‘Sorry’

I’ve cut back on my drinking lately because I’m the epitome of a drunk white girl. You know those girls who get hammered, cry, try to start fights for no reason and face plant into concrete because they can’t walk in heels for shit? That’s me. I am exactly what is wrong with the world, but at the same time at least I don’t drunkenly wander around bars and offer to suck dick in exchange for a limp fiver.

That’s Beatrize Carrion-Moore’s beat, not mine.

23-year-old Beatrize had that shit down PAT until the manager at Boonies Bar in West Palm Beach recognized her trying to pimp herself out to bar patrons for the second time in two weeks, and since no one likes being harassed into oral sex the manger called the cops to haul her ass out of there. As I’m sure you’ve guessed, it didn’t go so well. According to WESH,

The woman, later identified as Carrion-Moore, became angry when she was asked once again in the presence of the deputy to leave the establishment and said that it was not right that she was being asked to leave, the report said.

When a deputy attempted to place Carrion-Moore in handcuffs, she pulled away and was able to slip out of the cuffs, according to the report.

After a brief struggle, both the deputy and Carrion-Moore fell to the ground, deputies said. When deputies tried to seat Carrion-Moore in the patrol car, she tried to climb up the side of the door panel in an attempt at resistance, the report said. She began repeatedly kicking at deputies, ultimately hitting a deputy in his upper thigh and groin several times, the report said.

Once Beatrize was finally thrown into the back of a patrol car, she reportedly continued to offer the same deputy whose balls she’d just busted oral sex in exchange for letting her go. Sounds like a sweet deal, I’m sure, except something something “integrity” and the car’s audio and video surveillance caught all of it on tape.

Beatrize was released on a $6,000 bond on Sunday and currently faces charges related to trespassing, resisting arrest, sex solicitation and assaulting a police officer.

[H/T Death and Taxes & WESH Orlando]