You will never eat cheese fries, potatoes au gratin, or even those severely overrated T.G.I.Friday's cheddar & bacon potato skins after watching this two minute "Freaky Eaters" segment. Kelly, pictured above mid-cheddar potato moneyshot, has been addicted to cheesy potatoes for the last 30 years. TLC points out that Kelly consumes about 3000 pounds of potatoes every year. That's 23 times more than the average America. She's literally a ticking cholesterol time-bomb, especially when you add thousands and thousands of cups of cheese a year into the mix. To make her addiction/dietary matters even worse, she considers vegetables to be "a traumatic" experience.  What. The. F*ck. When her husband tries to make her eat a few forkfuls of something that's green, she absolutely loses it. It's kind of sad, really.

Do yourself a favor and don't watch this before lunch. You will lose your appetite. If you already ate, sorry about that. You've been warned.

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