Not too long ago, we brought you the bizarre tale of a British girl who only ate chicken nuggets. She's apparently not the only lady across the pond with eating habits ripe for tabloid fodder. Claire Simmons, a 33-year-old student, has only eaten cheese and tomato pizza for 31 years. Yummy, right?
Well, she's not exactly enjoying her situation. The very thought of any other type of nutrition makes her physically shake. Doctors have told her she's going to die, like, soon if she doesn't change her ways. She counters with the fact that she drinks a lot of water and routinely exercises.
The pizza enthusiast shared her struggle with The Sun.
"I'm actually scared of fruit and veg. I get so angry when people think I'm being faddy — this is a real medical condition."
The newspaper fails to address why Simmons was allowed to eat pizza for every single meal when she was a toddler. But, hey, why would they ask something like that when it might mess up a sexy headline?