Cheating Girlfriend Snapchats Boyfriend Mid-Bone And Asks If He Recognizes Her New Lover–He Does.

Snapchat is a powerful tool. It has given people a visual medium of communication that is (supposed to be) temporary, allowing them to send edgier photos with low risk of exposure. My dick pic game has increased about 800% since Snapchat’s inception and by 2016, it’s projected to skyrocket over 1,000%. #Excited.

But jilted lovers and screenshots are never a good mix. Scratch that, they are the best mix because I get to post about it and you get to read about it, and its a good chuckle for both of us.

May want to pop some popcorn for this one, bros.

Bros, I think she damn well knows he’s going to look familiar. But who could it be? Her co-worker? Her handsy personal trainer? His best friend? That would suck.

Oh, just his flesh and blood. Going to pound town on his lover. And there is no trace of remorse on his face.

But I digress.

After fluids have been exchanged, does the girlfriend feel guilty for her infidelity?? Nope.

Dudes got the hand on the hip like “c’mon”

Ya bro, figured you might. What kind of dude is he? Caring? Outgoing?

Shit, man. I feel for ya. That’s gotta be a tough one to swallow. But take solace in the fact that your happy trail game is A+. So there’s that.

[h/t Playboy]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.