If Sheen wants to Sheen, Sheen’s gonna Sheen. That’s all there is to it. You fuck thousands of women and then try to pretend like you’re not bulletproof. It’s impossible (or so I imagine). And on this night, when a man and his girlfriend were at a Taco Bell drive-thru, trying to cross the border late night and shit, they met a Charlie Sheen who was Sheening his goddamn face off. Naturally, and for the sake of the rest of us, the wise man filmed the entire interaction.
Never change, Charlie. Never change.