Internet, meet Charles Ramsey. Charles Ramsey, meet the Internet, you two will be spending a lot of time together over the next few days. If you don't know Charles Ramsey, he is the hero who rescued three women who were held captive by his neighbor in Cleveland for the last 10 years. TEN YEARS! Holy shit, that's a long goddamn time. Hell, that's enough time to graduate college, make a boat load of poor choices, and land a job as a blogger to earn a living. Anyway, Ramsey rattled off one of the best post-hero interview speeches we've heard since our buddy Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker hit the scene a few months ago.